ComputerBuck's Biblical Prophecy Thread...

[BoyGenius]

He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and death shall be no more, neither shall there be mourning, nor crying, nor pain anymore, for the former things have passed away. Revelation 21:4

[3rdgensooner]

No, you have to break em in.

Yeah I don't get the fascination they have with virgins.  How about 70 Vegas strippers? I guarantee that'd be way more fun than 70 virgins. You could pare it down to a half dozen and it would still be more fun.

Might be fun for like five to ten years, but then you'd have 70 Vegas street hookers with meth mouth and track marks.

 Wait. Wait. Nobody said anything about methamphetamine, IV drugs, and prostitution in the afterlife. These are my girls and I'm not putting them on the street and they aren't doing drugs. Maybe a little blow here and there but that's it.

You might be onto something. Start this religion, convert some Vegas strippers, and then prepare them for this afterlife.

Might be? I'm already designing my robes as the new messiah. Need a name for the religion though. The Latter Day Lap Dancers has a nice ring to it.

[Brutus Buckeye]

The Lapper-dance Saints.

[P1tchblack]

Do Mormon strippers wear their Secret underwear?

[Brutus Buckeye]

I can't tell you. It's a secret.

[P1tchblack]

I can't tell you. It's a secret.

Damnit.

[Brutus Buckeye]

They do turn kind of a cute shade of pink, if you "accidentally" toss something red in there with the wash.

[Brutus Buckeye]

And by "they" I mean the Mormon strippers of course, not their sacred Temple garments.

[P1tchblack]

And by "they" I mean the Mormon strippers of course, not their sacred Temple garments.

If you use a long enough cycle, they'd turn red naturally.

[Brutus Buckeye]

Not that kind of cycle.

[P1tchblack]

Not that kind of cycle.

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