Pranks and Jokes you pull on your spousal unit, child or friends

[ChinaBuck]

Last February during the Chinese New Year Holiday, I got my wife to agree to try and control the 7649 bottles, jars, tubes, vessels and boxes of "very important and critical make-up supplies" in the bathroom down to a more manageable amount below 5000. She complied and threw out a large pile probably dating back to when Mao was still in power. However, a week later she ordered what must have been 1000 containers of new things that she was "going to need EVERY day." I knew if I said anything, that might lead to what we refer to as a "discussion." But I crafted a new strategy of carefully considered passive-aggressive counterattack. 

To give you some perspective, in one spot, the collection on the counter is now above her eyeline. On top of the counter she has two largish make-up cases stacked and some boxes on top of that. 

Now my wife has a very thick head of hair. So, when she brushes her hair, lots of strands of hair float about. So I decided I was going to collect the hair everyday and place it on top of one of the boxes that she was "going to need every day." So this morning, I hear her in the bathroom, "What?!? Again?!?. I stroll in, she tells me that 4 months ago she discovered a big pile of her hair on top of one of her boxes of make-up, and then today, she discovered it again today. In frustration, she looks at me and says, "How does that happen in the same spot? This is the third time. I look at her blankly and say, I guess it's just the way you brush your hair, I guess it just floats to that one spot. She shakes her head in complete confusion and I walk around the corner smiling. 

I am now going to stop placing the hair there and I think I'll start putting it inside the mirror cabinet. Again, just above her eyeline. On top of a box that she is "going to need every day."

Ah, the married life...

[stxbuck]

In our suite in the towers at tOSU, someone found a porno mag with an 80 year old chick in it. We played a game where we were allowed to place the pic in any common area or anyoneâ€s desk/study area or tucked in a textbook. Whoever found “granny” got to stick the next person!

[Blinky]

The last gal I dated could read my mind. I couldn't get away with squat. She'd have all my schemes unraveled before I even got done cooking them up. It was annoying.

I don't know how she did it. Every time I was about to ask her for something, she'd have it picked up and extended towards me before I even said one word about it. Freaky stuff.

She was basically like "I already know what you're gonna say, so we can just skip the whole dog and pony show and cut to the chase."

[Soupcity Kid]

This Christmas I was gifted an autographed and framed Ted Ginn Jr. Buckeye jersey.

Well I had an idea before bringing downstairs to my man cave.

In our kitchen on one of our walls my wife has a clock that is about 2 foot tall and 2 foot wide.  It is a focal point.

Well she goes to bed before me so while she was sleeping I take the clock down and of course insert the framed jersey.

We get up in the am and mulling around and I forgot I had done it.   So we are up for about 15 minutes had our coffee and I go into the shower.  Between the water drops I hear her swearing and calling me a jerk lol lol.  I was like "oh you noticed did ya"

[maize]

We had one of those magnetic bumper stickers in HS that read (I'm so gay, I can't even drive straight). Of course, when you found that on your car, you stuck it on someone else's car. You would be surprised that a few drove around with that for days and didn't figure it out.

Now we would be suspended. Then have to take some BS sensitivity classes.