Random Comments that don't warrant a thread

[stxbuck]

Who dat?  Never heard of em

Bengals Safety

[ChinaBuck]

So everybody gets a trophy, we know that. But the same trophy? So my grandsons baseball team wins their "World Series" and the losers get the same trophy as the winners. I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

We can't let their little ones get their feelings hurt. They might get triggered by the micro-aggression of having a smaller trophy. 


Why is it the generation that played army, cops and robbers, cowboys and indians, and smear the queer, and didn't wear helmets, but carried pocket knives to school and didn't get trophies or ribbons if you didn't win, how did that generation turn out so few mass murderers and the current "protected" generation does????

[ChinaBuck]

https://news.yahoo.com/elon-musk-soaks-s...00761.html

Elon Musk is not just the whitest African-American in the world, he is also the whitest white man in the world. 

I think he needs to be using SPF 1,000,000 or he's going to get as crispy as Popeye's Chicken coming fresh out of the boiling oil.

[P1tchblack]

Call in the reinforcements

[ScarletHayes]

Yeah kids, real life isn't exactly Akuna Matatta

[P1tchblack]

When your hit attempt is a miss

WATCH: Hit does not succeed last night 6:30pm, 41st & Lancaster. Hit man gets out of suv, purple latex gloves not put on too well, gun jams, victim runs into store, gets out own gun. Then hit man canâ€t see to well with face covered, trips over scooter ⁦@FOX29philly⁠pic.twitter.com/KF9nImuNPV

— Steve Keeley (@KeeleyFox29) July 21, 2022

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[Blinky]

Alright, here's one for you straight out of Seinfeld. 

So this gal is trying to get me to go out with her sister. Now I would normally balk at such a proposition, because what the Hell is wrong with her if she needs to go on a blind date? But this chick is quite good looking, so finding out that she has a single sister on the prowl... well, I had to investigate. 

So today she shows me some pictures of the single sister. Well, the good news is that she is a blue eyed blonde with big boobs who is 12 years younger than me. "So what's the catch?" you ask? She looks just like me! A feminized version of me, obviously. But the eyes, the nose, the smile, the hair color, the general shape of the face... it all looked very familiar to me. If I were born with the exact same genetic make up, only XX instead of XY, then I'd be her. 

I was waiting for this chick to come clean and tell me that she ran my picture through one of those facebook digital enhancers that changes your gender in order to see if I would date myself as a chick, but no. She kept scrolling, and they were all pictures of girl-me. (As an aside, girl-me has an identical twin. So there are actually two girl-mes with double-Ds lurking about. But I digress.) It was like the Seinfeld where George's girlfriend looked like Jerry, only weirder because it's myself and not my best friend. 

So a sane man would probably put the kibosh on it right then and there, but you can't be completely dismissive of the fact that she is still a blue eyed blonde with big boobs who is 12 years younger than me. And she obviously wants to do this, because of course this gal is going to run this idea by her own sister before she tries to sell me on it. But if I take girl-me out, then people are going to think that she is MY sister. 

So what should I do? Should I go out with the girl-me? Or just run for the hills?

[3rdgensooner]

Alright, here's one for you straight out of Seinfeld. 

So this gal is trying to get me to go out with her sister. Now I would normally balk at such a proposition, because what the Hell is wrong with her if she needs to go on a blind date? But this chick is quite good looking, so finding out that she has a single sister on the prowl... well, I had to investigate. 

So today she shows me some pictures of the single sister. Well, the good news is that she is a blue eyed blonde with big boobs who is 12 years younger than me. "So what's the catch?" you ask? She looks just like me! A feminized version of me, obviously. But the eyes, the nose, the smile, the hair color, the general shape of the face... it all looked very familiar to me. If I were born with the exact same genetic make up, only XX instead of XY, then I'd be her. 

I was waiting for this chick to come clean and tell me that she ran my picture through one of those facebook digital enhancers that changes your gender in order to see if I would date myself as a chick, but no. She kept scrolling, and they were all pictures of girl-me. (As an aside, girl-me has an identical twin. So there are actually two girl-mes with double-Ds lurking about. But I digress.) It was like the Seinfeld where George's girlfriend looked like Jerry, only weirder because it's myself and not my best friend. 

So a sane man would probably put the kibosh on it right then and there, but you can't be completely dismissive of the fact that she is still a blue eyed blonde with big boobs who is 12 years younger than me. And she obviously wants to do this, because of course this gal is going to run this idea by her own sister before she tries to sell me on it. But if I take girl-me out, then people are going to think that she is MY sister. 

So what should I do? Should I go out with the girl-me? Or just run for the hills?

The question is whether girl-you is good looking. I'm not going out with a girl-me for example. Actually I just threw up me mouth a little bit writing that. Now if you are in fact good looking as a tranny then this isn't even a question. You go.

[ChinaBuck]

Alright, here's one for you straight out of Seinfeld. 

So this gal is trying to get me to go out with her sister. Now I would normally balk at such a proposition, because what the Hell is wrong with her if she needs to go on a blind date? But this chick is quite good looking, so finding out that she has a single sister on the prowl... well, I had to investigate. 

So today she shows me some pictures of the single sister. Well, the good news is that she is a blue eyed blonde with big boobs who is 12 years younger than me. "So what's the catch?" you ask? She looks just like me! A feminized version of me, obviously. But the eyes, the nose, the smile, the hair color, the general shape of the face... it all looked very familiar to me. If I were born with the exact same genetic make up, only XX instead of XY, then I'd be her. 

I was waiting for this chick to come clean and tell me that she ran my picture through one of those facebook digital enhancers that changes your gender in order to see if I would date myself as a chick, but no. She kept scrolling, and they were all pictures of girl-me. (As an aside, girl-me has an identical twin. So there are actually two girl-mes with double-Ds lurking about. But I digress.) It was like the Seinfeld where George's girlfriend looked like Jerry, only weirder because it's myself and not my best friend. 

So a sane man would probably put the kibosh on it right then and there, but you can't be completely dismissive of the fact that she is still a blue eyed blonde with big boobs who is 12 years younger than me. And she obviously wants to do this, because of course this gal is going to run this idea by her own sister before she tries to sell me on it. But if I take girl-me out, then people are going to think that she is MY sister. 

So what should I do? Should I go out with the girl-me? Or just run for the hills?

If this isnâ€t a prime example of self-love, I donâ€t know what is. Just do it. And when someone tells you to go fork yourself, you can say, as a matter of fact, I did, last night.

[Blinky]

Alright, here's one for you straight out of Seinfeld. 

So this gal is trying to get me to go out with her sister. Now I would normally balk at such a proposition, because what the Hell is wrong with her if she needs to go on a blind date? But this chick is quite good looking, so finding out that she has a single sister on the prowl... well, I had to investigate. 

So today she shows me some pictures of the single sister. Well, the good news is that she is a blue eyed blonde with big boobs who is 12 years younger than me. "So what's the catch?" you ask? She looks just like me! A feminized version of me, obviously. But the eyes, the nose, the smile, the hair color, the general shape of the face... it all looked very familiar to me. If I were born with the exact same genetic make up, only XX instead of XY, then I'd be her. 

I was waiting for this chick to come clean and tell me that she ran my picture through one of those facebook digital enhancers that changes your gender in order to see if I would date myself as a chick, but no. She kept scrolling, and they were all pictures of girl-me. (As an aside, girl-me has an identical twin. So there are actually two girl-mes with double-Ds lurking about. But I digress.) It was like the Seinfeld where George's girlfriend looked like Jerry, only weirder because it's myself and not my best friend. 

So a sane man would probably put the kibosh on it right then and there, but you can't be completely dismissive of the fact that she is still a blue eyed blonde with big boobs who is 12 years younger than me. And she obviously wants to do this, because of course this gal is going to run this idea by her own sister before she tries to sell me on it. But if I take girl-me out, then people are going to think that she is MY sister. 

So what should I do? Should I go out with the girl-me? Or just run for the hills?

The question is whether girl-you is good looking. I'm not going out with a girl-me for example. Actually I just threw up me mouth a little bit writing that. Now if you are in fact good looking as a tranny then this isn't even a question. You go.

Yeah, I met the twin once, and thought that she was pretty cute at the time. I don't recall noticing any uncanny resemblance in person, so maybe it is a phenomenon that crops up only in photos. If that's the case, then yeah. Who cares.

[ChinaBuck]

I met a girl once that had a passing resemblance to me. A friend of mine noticed it too. But it was not a situation where dating might occur, so I never gave it a thought.

[ScarletHayes]

Attractive woman with a nice rack?  Thereâ€s nothing to think about here.  Now if she looked like your mom????  Now we might be on some real thin ice.

[Blinky]

Attractive woman with a nice rack?  Thereâ€s nothing to think about here.  Now if she looked like your mom????  Now we might be on some real thin ice.

Yeah, I could never move to Idaho because that's where my mom's from, and all the gals there act just like her. They all just talk loudly nonstop, and say whatever's on their mind, even if it's wildly inappropriate.

Those Idaho gals are easy to detect though, you can hear them coming from a mile away.  Plenty of time to make a clean getaway. 

[Hightop77]

I figured Blinky for a young studly guy who had the chicks lined up.  Now I hear he is maybe dating women that look like dudes? 

[ChinaBuck]

Over the last few weeks, I've been having some trouble accessing Youtube videos and Tweets people have been posting here or on other boards. Even with my VPN. I think I might have to set up accounts at both places to get better access. But then that could lead to down the slippery slope where I set up accounts with Tik Tok and Instagram and become an Influencer. Next thing you know, I end up on Facebook and Snapchat, and before you know it, I've got an OnlyFans page.