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Poll: Time to face the face
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I have no facial hair
45.45%
5 45.45%
I have a scruffy beard
9.09%
1 9.09%
I have a neatly trimmed beard
9.09%
1 9.09%
I have a mustache
9.09%
1 9.09%
I have a goatee
0%
0 0%
I have a mustache and a goatee
27.27%
3 27.27%
I’m not really a Wookiee, but more of a crazed Ewok
0%
0 0%
I have some other type of facial hair: neckbeard, big sideburns, etc
0%
0 0%
I don’t self identify as a person who is able to grow facial hair
0%
0 0%
Total 11 vote(s) 100%
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ChinaBuckPoll on your face
#1
Your first impression is almost always your face. Your face defines you. So how do you define yourself, perhaps as something akin to a Wookie, or do you project yourself facially naked? Or something in between?
"Don't, I say don't bother me dog, can't ya see I'm thinkin'?"   Foghorn Leghorn
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#2
Miiiight wanna rework that title.   Just sayin'    Big Grin
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#3
I generally shave three times a week, more if there are client meetings. Iâ€m shameless, I run around facially naked.
"Don't, I say don't bother me dog, can't ya see I'm thinkin'?"   Foghorn Leghorn
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#4
(06-30-2022, 07:41 AM)ScarletHayes Wrote: Miiiight wanna rework that title.   Just sayin'    Big Grin
Hahahaha, got your attention, didnâ€t it?
"Don't, I say don't bother me dog, can't ya see I'm thinkin'?"   Foghorn Leghorn
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#5
I typically do the Don Johnson 5 O'clock shadow, then when it's becoming a beard I trim it back down.  I've had beards in the past, but they're a pain in the azz to maintain once they get to that stage where you look like a "walk-away" from a mental institution.  Plus they can get gross pretty easily.  I'm a low maintenance dude, so I either just do the shadow or shave it down to the nub.
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#6
(06-30-2022, 07:51 AM)ScarletHayes Wrote: I typically do the Don Johnson 5 O'clock shadow, then when it's becoming a beard I trim it back down.  I've had beards in the past, but they're a pain in the azz to maintain once they get to that stage where you look like a "walk-away" from a mental institution.  Plus they can get gross pretty easily.  I'm a low maintenance dude, so I either just do the shadow or shave it down to the nub.
You sound like me. I might sorta grow a beard once or twice a year. But Iâ€ve never been able to really get past two weeks. By that time it gets itchy and takes work to maintain. Iâ€m not exactly the most graceful guy (I know many of you right now are shocked at that) and food getting in the beard is a real danger. Iâ€d have a stalk of broccoli in my beard and not know it.
"Don't, I say don't bother me dog, can't ya see I'm thinkin'?"   Foghorn Leghorn
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#7
In that situation…..is your wife letting you know that you have said broccoli in the beard, or is she chuckling under her breath and taking pics on the sly to post on Wewe?

No longer GroupThink 'woke'.  but it was fun while it lasted.
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#8
I could never get a full beard and being a generally thin guy, a goatee made me look creepy. I used to have an annual test of manhood over Christmas and not shave. By the time I could grow a beard it was too gray. I did keep it over the mask times as it crated some space.

Don Johnson here too, which wasnâ€t a choice so couldnâ€t reply. I use a trimmer at 0 and do head and beard together. Shave neck and some above jawline with a blade most days, not skipping two in a row.
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#9
(06-30-2022, 08:40 AM)Alabuckeye Wrote: In that situation…..is your wife letting you know that you have said broccoli in the beard, or is she chuckling under her breath and taking pics on the sly to post on Wewe?
Definitely #2, then she would tell me after she posted the pic. This scenario happened a couple of weeks ago with BBQ sauce on the side of my face. Weird part is that I am an assiduously clean person, except, I guess, when I eat messy things.
"Don't, I say don't bother me dog, can't ya see I'm thinkin'?"   Foghorn Leghorn
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#10
Thread needs some pics of examples of the beards being described.  Not actual pics of the posters but just internet examples.
"Hightop can reduce an entire message board of men to mudsharks. It's actually pretty funny to watch."


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#11
I shave every day, or at worst every other day. I prefer to grow it out but my girl hates it being so scratchy.
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#12
(06-30-2022, 10:09 AM)Syncro Wrote: I shave every day, or at worst every other day. I prefer to grow it out but my girl hates it being so scratchy.
And July/August in Georgia heat and humidity will be another reason to do so.  I donâ€t know how the redneck variety down here do it with a 5 or 6 inch beard.

No longer GroupThink 'woke'.  but it was fun while it lasted.
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