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Proverbs 5:18-19
English Standard Version
18 Let your fountain be blessed,
and rejoice in the wife of your youth,
19 a lovely deer, a graceful doe.
Let her breasts fill you at all times with delight;
be intoxicated[a] always in her love.

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(05-24-2022, 04:46 PM)K9Buck Wrote: [ -> ]Proverbs 5:18-19
English Standard Version
18 Let your fountain be blessed,
    and rejoice in the wife of your youth,
19    a lovely deer, a graceful doe.
Let her breasts fill you at all times with delight;
    be intoxicated[a] always in her love.

Ten minutes past your near-death experience and all you can think about is boobies?  Big Grin
So all feverish and sick and you're reading Bible porn?
I’m sorry, y’all cracking me up.
Boobies be biblical.
(05-24-2022, 05:52 PM)ChinaBuck Wrote: [ -> ]Boobies be biblical.
And so is loving them….in the right relationship
Can we glean that there will be boobies for us in Heaven?

Hey Third, it's not too late to convert!
B( * )( * )bs
(05-24-2022, 06:26 PM)Blinky Wrote: [ -> ]B( * )( * )bs


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(05-24-2022, 06:22 PM)K9Buck Wrote: [ -> ]Can we glean that there will be boobies for us in Heaven? 

Hey Third, it's not too late to convert!
At best heaven is hypothetical and boobs aren't a guarantee in the unlikely event it exists. However, I do know where to find them here.
Hopefully you fellas don't start motor boating each other's moobs.
Best thread in years.

I remember my pastor doing proverbs during sunday night service and the squirming form the old ladies at these verses.

He was pretty graphic for church, but it was a great series.
(05-24-2022, 06:26 PM)Blinky Wrote: [ -> ]B( *  )(  * )bs
Are you on some Double Secret Probation? I expected a more "graphic" response from you.
(05-25-2022, 07:06 AM)Conanthelibrarian Wrote: [ -> ]Best thread in years.

I remember my pastor doing proverbs during sunday night service and the squirming form the old ladies at these verses. 

He was pretty graphic for church, but it was a great series.
When I was a teen, the church I was attending had a couple month long series on the Song of Solomon. Good times...
(05-25-2022, 04:57 PM)wydileie Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-25-2022, 07:06 AM)Conanthelibrarian Wrote: [ -> ]Best thread in years.

I remember my pastor doing proverbs during sunday night service and the squirming form the old ladies at these verses. 

He was pretty graphic for church, but it was a great series.
When I was a teen, the church I was attending had a couple month long series on the Song of Solomon. Good times...
Don’t mention SOS to K9 or he’ll spike another fever!
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