Africa vacation: Just say no

[TakeThePoints]

For vacations I like wildlife/outdoors and fishing. I like cities and culture too but not the extent I do the outdoors.  Trying to set up a horseback trip into Yellowstone for some camping and fishing. But Africa is the mecca for wild life. You should set aside any preconceived notions and give it a try. In my experience you're more likely to get a disease or run into trouble in a western city than in Africa.

Just be wary if a wildebeest starts staring at your crotch, Third.

[3rdgensooner]

For vacations I like wildlife/outdoors and fishing. I like cities and culture too but not the extent I do the outdoors.  Trying to set up a horseback trip into Yellowstone for some camping and fishing. But Africa is the mecca for wild life. You should set aside any preconceived notions and give it a try. In my experience you're more likely to get a disease or run into trouble in a western city than in Africa.

Nothing has ever tried to swim up my penis here in Mesa.
Nothing big enough for me to notice anyway.

Penis parasites went extinct in Mesa stymied by Mormon magic underwear.

[3rdgensooner]

For vacations I like wildlife/outdoors and fishing. I like cities and culture too but not the extent I do the outdoors.  Trying to set up a horseback trip into Yellowstone for some camping and fishing. But Africa is the mecca for wild life. You should set aside any preconceived notions and give it a try. In my experience you're more likely to get a disease or run into trouble in a western city than in Africa.

Just be wary if a wildebeest starts staring at your crotch, Third.

Would that mean it Gnu me in a Biblical sense?

[zigbee]

For vacations I like wildlife/outdoors and fishing. I like cities and culture too but not the extent I do the outdoors.  Trying to set up a horseback trip into Yellowstone for some camping and fishing. But Africa is the mecca for wild life. You should set aside any preconceived notions and give it a try. In my experience you're more likely to get a disease or run into trouble in a western city than in Africa.

Just be wary if a wildebeest starts staring at your crotch, Third.

Would that mean it Gnu me in a Biblical sense?

Probably post of the month.   Witty.

[Brutus Buckeye]

3G, have you ever had a patient show up at your office with something in their pee hole?

[zigbee]

I work with a guy who had appt with urologist and his wife accompanied him.  While in the waiting room on a table waiting with his wife he talked her into a little, well, um, oral you know what with him doing the deed and her doing what she had to do.   In comes the Dr for inspection and he examines and sees the semen in the main eye...and says....this looks pretty recent...hmmmmmmmmm

[TakeThePoints]

https://www.foxnews.com/world/elephant-k...estigating

An elephant up the urethra can be fatal. They didn't report that this was what happened but it's a good bet.

[3rdgensooner]

3G, have you ever had a patient show up at your office with something in their pee hole?

Thatâ€s going to be an ER or urology story so no. Hopefully that stays my answer.

[Brutus Buckeye]

"It was a Fusilli Jerry!"

[unc4corners]

Went swimming across turtle Creek....
Man those turtles were snapping at my feet.
Sure is hard swimming across that thing
With both my hand holding my ding a ling......

[Blinky]