10-31-2019, 11:02 PM
I used to "dance" at clubs when I was younger. i.e. part of the ultimate quest for ladies. Like 3G said, ya gotta do what ya gotta do. That said, flash forward like 25 years later and I'm at my cousin's (one of the guys I used to go to clubs with) daughter's wedding. My cousin and his wife get up to go dance and they invite me along. I start to stand up, and then this voice inside me says "what are you, a ####### idiot? You'll look like a damn fool." It was weird. It was like this giant arm grabbed me by the shoulders and said sit your ass down. I did. Thank goodness. Â
Disclaimer: I've danced at weddings with my wife, but that's not what I'm addressing. I'm talking getting down like you're at some club. Dancing is a form of exhibitionism. i.e. it's tailor made for women. If you're a man, do us all a favor and please SIT DOWN. No one wants to see that. Consider it sage advice, free of charge. Â
Disclaimer: I've danced at weddings with my wife, but that's not what I'm addressing. I'm talking getting down like you're at some club. Dancing is a form of exhibitionism. i.e. it's tailor made for women. If you're a man, do us all a favor and please SIT DOWN. No one wants to see that. Consider it sage advice, free of charge. Â