Here's someone just loaded with dumbass

[sparky454]

Go to a car show before it's open and, because you're a reporter, think you can do whatever you want. Good luck on your next job.

https://www.foxnews.com/auto/local-calif...fired-cars

[zigbee]

Can't stand people who sling open car doors and ding others.  Glad he was canned.

[Hightop77]

Too bad one of the car owners didn't beat him to death.

[lrrps21]

Where is Jay Leno?

[ScarletHayes]

He needed a guy with Bear Bryantâ€s voice to guide him — “act like ya been there before, son...”

Man, what a dumb ass.  Iâ€m talking like zero common sense.

[unc4corners]

Cameras don't lie.

[ChinaBuck]

Can't stand people who sling open car doors and ding others.  Glad he was canned.

One too many "n's". He should have been caned.

[ScarletHayes]

Can't stand people who sling open car doors and ding others.  Glad he was canned.

One too many "n's". He should have been caned.

Note to self:  Cancel all plans to wild out in Singapore this weekend.

[ChinaBuck]

Can't stand people who sling open car doors and ding others.  Glad he was canned.

One too many "n's". He should have been caned.

Note to self:  Cancel all plans to wild out in Singapore this weekend.

I've been in Asia far too long.

[ScarletHayes]

Note to self:  Cancel all plans to wild out in Singapore this weekend.

I've been in Asia far too long.

How much longer do you plan to work?  Then when you do retire do you plan on coming home to the good ole USA?

[ChinaBuck]

Note to self:  Cancel all plans to wild out in Singapore this weekend.

I've been in Asia far too long.

How much longer do you plan to work?  Then when you do retire do you plan on coming home to the good ole USA?

I've got several more years in me to keep going. To be honest, I would have a hard time not working. Maybe one of these days I'll change my mind. Anyway, perhaps I'll go back to Cincinnati one of these days, but I might be well into my 70's. Although some days, I admit, I get to thinking, damn this is a lot of crap to go through here. Then other days I think, oh, I'll just stay and whoever picks me up can dump my body into the Yellow River when I'm done.

[jmesser1982]

He is lucky the owner of those cars was not there to beat his ass. 

[Brutus Buckeye]

I came out of a store once and there was a geriatric couple parked next to me, and the woman just opened the door right into my car. I didn't know what to do. I couldn't just unload on them because they were at least 100 years old (minor hyperbole). Then to top it all off, the guy began to make a fuss about why was I standing there, when I was waiting for them to get the Hell out of my way so that I could get back into my freaking car and get out of there. They were just sitting there taking forever to get into their car, while their door was still pressed against mine from when they flung it open with no regard, and then they have the audacity to ask what I wanted? What I wanted was to beat these old people directly into the arms of the grim reaper for dinging my car and then being rude as Hell while they take forever to get the Hell out of my way. Instead I bit my tongue and showed restraint.

[TcSoup]

Back in the day at Pharmor in Dublin some $ss jerk pulls up in his Mercedes and parks right in the Fire Lane in front of the Store. He comes in and i'm waiting on him . i said hey you can't park in the fire lane you need to move your car, He blows by me and says i'm just getting a prescription.
Now our parking lot had a mean crest to it and when the wind blew our carts would sometimes come roaring down it right towards the Store.
So by the grace of God no lie this cart just comes steaming down that crest right towards his car. My head Cashier is standing there and she sees it also and ask are you going to go out there and grab it.
I go oh no this is going to be good.
It hit his car door at warp speed and dented the hell out of it. I turn around and tell her call the Dublin Police.
I leave it resting against his car and wait for him. 15 minutes later here he goes blowing by me. I say have a nice day.
He gets to his car throws the cart over side ways and comes storming back in. Now i'm up for a good argument and want to delay him until the cops get there anyway.
We have a good 5 minute screaming match right in front of the store about who is or isn't paying for the damage.
about then in walks one Officer while another is ticketing his car.
Have a Good Day.

[zigbee]

Back in the day at Pharmor in Dublin some $ss jerk pulls up in his Mercedes and parks right in the Fire Lane in front of the Store. He comes in and i'm waiting on him . i said hey you can't park in the fire lane you need to move your car, He blows by me and says i'm just getting a prescription.
Now our parking lot had a mean crest to it and when the wind blew our carts would sometimes come roaring down it right towards the Store.
So by the grace of God no lie this cart just comes steaming down that crest right towards his car. My head Cashier is standing there and she sees it also and ask are you going to go out there and grab it.
I go oh no this is going to be good.
It hit his car door at warp speed and dented the hell out of it. I turn around and tell her call the Dublin Police.
I leave it resting against his car and wait for him. 15 minutes later here he goes blowing by me. I say have a nice day.
He gets to his car throws the cart over side ways and comes storming back in. Now i'm up for a good argument and want to delay him until the cops get there anyway.
We have a good 5 minute screaming match right in front of the store about who is or isn't paying for the damage.
about then in walks one Officer while another is ticketing his car.
Have a Good Day.

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