Brutus Buckeye
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I came out of a store once and there was a geriatric couple parked next to me, and the woman just opened the door right into my car. I didn't know what to do. I couldn't just unload on them because they were at least 100 years old (minor hyperbole). Then to top it all off, the guy began to make a fuss about why was I standing there, when I was waiting for them to get the Hell out of my way so that I could get back into my freaking car and get out of there. They were just sitting there taking forever to get into their car, while their door was still pressed against mine from when they flung it open with no regard, and then they have the audacity to ask what I wanted? What I wanted was to beat these old people directly into the arms of the grim reaper for dinging my car and then being rude as Hell while they take forever to get the Hell out of my way. Instead I bit my tongue and showed restraint.
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Back in the day at Pharmor in Dublin some $ss jerk pulls up in his Mercedes and parks right in the Fire Lane in front of the Store. He comes in and i'm waiting on him . i said hey you can't park in the fire lane you need to move your car, He blows by me and says i'm just getting a prescription.
Now our parking lot had a mean crest to it and when the wind blew our carts would sometimes come roaring down it right towards the Store.
So by the grace of God no lie this cart just comes steaming down that crest right towards his car. My head Cashier is standing there and she sees it also and ask are you going to go out there and grab it.
I go oh no this is going to be good.
It hit his car door at warp speed and dented the hell out of it. I turn around and tell her call the Dublin Police.
I leave it resting against his car and wait for him. 15 minutes later here he goes blowing by me. I say have a nice day.
He gets to his car throws the cart over side ways and comes storming back in. Now i'm up for a good argument and want to delay him until the cops get there anyway.
We have a good 5 minute screaming match right in front of the store about who is or isn't paying for the damage.
about then in walks one Officer while another is ticketing his car.
Have a Good Day.
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(10-23-2019, 04:13 PM)TcSoup Wrote: Back in the day at Pharmor in Dublin some $ss jerk pulls up in his Mercedes and parks right in the Fire Lane in front of the Store. He comes in and i'm waiting on him . i said hey you can't park in the fire lane you need to move your car, He blows by me and says i'm just getting a prescription.
Now our parking lot had a mean crest to it and when the wind blew our carts would sometimes come roaring down it right towards the Store.
So by the grace of God no lie this cart just comes steaming down that crest right towards his car. My head Cashier is standing there and she sees it also and ask are you going to go out there and grab it.
I go oh no this is going to be good.
It hit his car door at warp speed and dented the hell out of it. I turn around and tell her call the Dublin Police.
I leave it resting against his car and wait for him. 15 minutes later here he goes blowing by me. I say have a nice day.
He gets to his car throws the cart over side ways and comes storming back in. Now i'm up for a good argument and want to delay him until the cops get there anyway.
We have a good 5 minute screaming match right in front of the store about who is or isn't paying for the damage.
about then in walks one Officer while another is ticketing his car.
Have a Good Day.
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