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06-04-2019, 11:08 AM
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So Iâ€m golfing this morning, hook my tee shot to the left against this tree, and I canâ€t chip out without smacking this squirrel on the follow through. So my question is, can I move the squirrel? No, I didnâ€t kill the squirrel although that would make for a better story.
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06-04-2019, 11:14 AM
I know what an eagle and birdie are but have no clue what a squirrel is.
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06-04-2019, 11:14 AM (This post was last modified: 06-04-2019, 11:26 AM by Alabuckeye.)
OK....here's the ruling......there are three flags on the play........

[Image: 1w159o.jpg]

Flag 1- Humble bragging that you are playing golf on a Tuesday morning
Flag 2- for 3 attempts to post a picture
Flag 3- for the picture containing dead squirrel porn.
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#4
06-04-2019, 11:15 AM
Iâ€d kick the ball out. Leave the dead squirrel
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06-04-2019, 11:15 AM
Play it as it lies.
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06-04-2019, 11:19 AM
(06-04-2019, 11:08 AM)dkeener67 Wrote: [Image: IMG_3195_zpsubrd9dl6.jpg]


So Iâ€m golfing this morning, hook my tee shot to the left against this tree, and I canâ€t chip out without smacking this squirrel on the follow through. So my question is, can I move the squirrel? No, I didnâ€t kill the squirrel although that would make for a better story.

play it as it lies...
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06-04-2019, 11:23 AM
Delay your shot until the squirrel decomposes and becomes a non-issue. This may require you to let several other groups play through.
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06-04-2019, 11:30 AM
You're a doctor. Perform CPR or I'm sure your club has an AED given the usual condition of golfers. Problem solved. C'mon man.
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06-04-2019, 11:33 AM
(06-04-2019, 11:14 AM)Alabuckeye Wrote: OK....here's the ruling......there are three flags on the play........

[Image: 1w159o.jpg]

Flag 1- Humble bragging that you are playing golf on a Tuesday morning
Flag 2- for 3 attempts to post a picture
Flag 3- for the picture containing dead squirrel porn.

Had to go the IMG route from photobucket. The first two postings using copy image and HTML brought other images from my photobucket account into play. Weird. 
And regarding your first flag, I should have slept in. Fugly round today. 
And regarding your third flag, I confess I flipped the squirrel over just for you Smile
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06-04-2019, 11:36 AM
also, unless you're a lefty, you don't have a shot, anyway.
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06-04-2019, 11:39 AM
(06-04-2019, 11:36 AM)P1tchblack Wrote: also, unless you're a lefty, you don't have a shot, anyway.

he's probably got monkey arms, with an 8' wingspan, meaning he'll just wrap his arms around the tree and flick it with his wrists.
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#12
06-04-2019, 11:44 AM
The squirrel is a loose impediment. Move it, but play the ball as it lies.
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06-04-2019, 11:44 AM
(06-04-2019, 11:14 AM)Alabuckeye Wrote: Flag 3- for the picture containing dead squirrel porn.

 
My understanding from this forum is that dead squirrel porn can really ruin relationships.
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06-04-2019, 11:45 AM
If the ball moves when you move the squirrel it is a PE salty.
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06-04-2019, 11:45 AM
WTF is a PE salty?....penalty
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