Welcome to the zigbeenuthouse!!! Our discussion board has topics on ALL Sports and teams from college to pros, Reds, Buckeyes, Bengals, Browns, Food, US politics, religion, news, AND MORE! You MUST register with an acct. to post here. The access to read as non member is open. Please register and gain an acct. with user name to post and ENJOY this site. (June 11, 2019)

Quote of the day: Your life doesn't get better by chance. It gets better by change. (April 03, 2020)


Share on Facebook Share on Twitter

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
I need a ruling
#13
(06-04-2019, 11:14 AM)Alabuckeye Wrote: Flag 3- for the picture containing dead squirrel porn.

 
My understanding from this forum is that dead squirrel porn can really ruin relationships.
Reply
#14
If the ball moves when you move the squirrel it is a PE salty.
Reply
#15
WTF is a PE salty?....penalty
Reply
#16
(06-04-2019, 11:36 AM)P1tchblack Wrote: also, unless you're a lefty, you don't have a shot, anyway.

When you have been in the trees as much as I have, you always have a play. In this case, without the squirrel, I couldâ€ve punched out back to the fairway and advanced the ball slightly up the fairway.
Quote:Hard times make hard men.
Hard men make easy times. 
Easy times make soft men. 
Soft men make hard times.
Reply
#17
Even a blind nut finds a squirrel sometimes.
DANGEROUS WHEN PROVOKED
Reply
#18
(06-04-2019, 12:08 PM)UTakeThePoints Wrote: Even a blind nut finds a squirrel sometimes.

Thatâ€s a winner!
Quote:Hard times make hard men.
Hard men make easy times. 
Easy times make soft men. 
Soft men make hard times.
Reply
#19
This is why you always need a cooler full of ice on the golf course. Remove the squirrel to the ice chest, hit your shot, enjoy squirrel later. (by eating it, preferably)
DANGEROUS WHEN PROVOKED
Reply
#20
BTW I played the squirrel as it lied. I intentionally chunked the ball to avoid a follow through and left it in the rough (the ball that is). Hello double bogey.
That squirrel was still there today. Heâ€s smelling a little salty. Surprised a coon hasnâ€t drug him away.
Quote:Hard times make hard men.
Hard men make easy times. 
Easy times make soft men. 
Soft men make hard times.
Reply
#21
(06-06-2019, 09:33 PM)dkeener67 Wrote: BTW I played the squirrel as it lied. I intentionally chunked the ball to avoid a follow through and left it in the rough (the ball that is).  Hello double bogey.
That squirrel was still there today. Heâ€s smelling a little salty. Surprised a coon hasnâ€t drug him away.

Try hitting the ball into the fairway.  ever think of that?
DANGEROUS WHEN PROVOKED
Reply
#22
(06-06-2019, 10:00 PM)TakeThePoints Wrote:
(06-06-2019, 09:33 PM)dkeener67 Wrote: BTW I played the squirrel as it lied. I intentionally chunked the ball to avoid a follow through and left it in the rough (the ball that is).  Hello double bogey.
That squirrel was still there today. Heâ€s smelling a little salty. Surprised a coon hasnâ€t drug him away.

Try hitting the ball into the fairway.  ever think of that?

There is some irony here as on that same hole today I crushed the ball down the middle and had 112 yards to the pin.  Still made double bogey though.  Nothing in Golf pisses me off more than than making double bogey from the fairway  with a three-quarter pitching wedge in my hands. Itâ€s like my favorite iron shot too.  Stupid game.
Quote:Hard times make hard men.
Hard men make easy times. 
Easy times make soft men. 
Soft men make hard times.
Reply
#23
Ah, another fellow golfer. You can move the squirrel, it's a natural impediment.
Boobs are proof that men can concentrate on 2 things at the same time
Reply
#24
(06-06-2019, 10:55 PM)buckeyewalt Wrote: Ah, another fellow golfer. You can move the squirrel, it's a natural impediment.

My entire game is a natural impediment. Maybe Iâ€ll move someplace warm.
Quote:Hard times make hard men.
Hard men make easy times. 
Easy times make soft men. 
Soft men make hard times.
Reply


Possibly Related Threads…
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Texas Judge's ruling on abortion P1tchblack 13 251 12-12-2023, 04:06 PM
Last Post: Sanitarian2
  SCOTUS ruling on Biden admin policy P1tchblack 7 143 06-23-2023, 03:19 PM
Last Post: Sanitarian2
  A 9-0 SCOTUS ruling that is a true victory Alabuckeye 10 220 04-18-2023, 07:59 PM
Last Post: ScarletHayes
  CNN Edits Clip Of Ted Cruz Saying Gay Marriage Ruling Was ‘Clearly Wrong,’ P1tchblack 3 159 07-19-2022, 08:00 AM
Last Post: Erhino
  CDC seems to be pressing forward regardless of SCOTUS ruling ScarletHayes 35 1,553 08-06-2021, 06:29 PM
Last Post: davebucknut
  This is an idiotic court ruling (filming cops) K9Buck 15 2,209 05-06-2021, 12:58 PM
Last Post: Hightop77
  Players upset over NHL ruling of enforcer Tom Wilson petty fine zigbee 24 4,401 05-06-2021, 11:04 AM
Last Post: maize
  SCOTUS ruling on LA abortion law P1tchblack 18 3,259 06-30-2020, 09:14 AM
Last Post: P1tchblack
  Supreme court in 6-3 ruling: Can't fire gay people for being gay zigbee 21 4,202 06-15-2020, 11:20 AM
Last Post: jmesser1982
  TC: Ruling class and media siding with China ScarletHayes 11 1,718 03-21-2020, 09:59 AM
Last Post: AkronBuck

Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)
https://www.facebook.com/Zigbeenuthousecom-425755324858973/?modal=admin_todo_tour